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Light Up My Night – The Evolved Luminous Dildo Review 🔦🍆 A dildo that glows in the dark? Sounds like a gimmick - until you actually use it. And then you get it. This isn’t just some novelty toy, it’s a seriously well-made, super versatile piece of fun. The dual density silicone feels amazing, the shape hits all the right spots, and the glow just adds that cheeky little twist we didn’t know we needed. 😂 Whether we’re using it for oral play, anal adventures, deepthroat training or just adding a third “guest” to our fun - he never disappoints. He’s soft enough to be comfy, firm enough to feel real, and flexible enough for whatever mood we’re in. Sure, he attracts dust like crazy and the packaging was kinda meh, but honestly? We couldn’t care less. If you’re into manual toys with personality, pleasure, and a little glow-up - this one’s a keeper. 🟣💡

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Evolved's Paradise Panty is available on their site for $54, and I'd say it brings about a peaceful, more serene feeling that than one of a paradise. I LOVE the magnet on this toy as it actually does a great job of keeping the toy in place, unlike that of the Lock-N-Play. In regards to settings I find I only care about the 3 single vibrations with this style of toy, and I don't care if I have to use the button or the remote to operate it, as the results are going to be the same. Its quiet nature is more aligned with those that like being public, or just don't want to be heard by roommates. The waterproof feature is nice for cleaning, but I don't care to use this type of toy anywhere wet, as again, I'd use something else. The use time is actually longer than the charge time which is pretty on par with feelings of paradise and the remote being a chargeable one is nifty. The only downsides for me personally are the lack of storage pouch and too smooth nature. I'd use this for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first.

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Pushing yourself into the ‘main’ side of this Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) jerk sleeve, you enter a soft ribbed texture. The Apollo Stroker is not meant to replicate anything real…but who cares? Yes, I needed a goodly amount of lube to really fit into and make this masturbator work at its best, but again, almost all sleeves of this type need lube to be used. It’s just that this CalExotics one requires lots of it. What’s interesting with the Apollo Stroker is that it is reversible, so you can enjoy two different sensations either rubbing against the side of the thing or fucking its hole. This inside-out functionality also means the cum sleeve is easy to clean. Soap and water or a good toy cleaner and water do the trick…then let dry. Priced perfectly, squishy yet sturdy, delivering a good extra oomph for your hand, CalExotics Novelties has a winner here.

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In conclusion, this toy may be better for someone is more experienced. It was a hard toy for me to use since I am a beginner to this, and don't have much stamina. I think I would love the feel of a strong vibrating prostate massager, or a thrusting massager with a small base that can fit easily in my underwear. A perfect toy would fit nice and discreet so I can walk around, do stuff with it inserted, and reach a prostate orgasm. This is not necessarily a bad toy just not one for me. It was nice to get a better toy to review. Hopefully for my next review I can use a Lovense Edge 2 or Hugo 2 because I have heard good things about them. I really want a prostate orgasm. Well everyone have a safe summer and stay hydrated thanks for reading this review-Butter B.

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An ultra-soft male stroke machine, this All-in from Blush features ribbed multi-texture, multi-chamber interior channels, each delivering its own mind-and-cock-blowing variations of suction sensation, mimicking the most expert lips, mouth, and throat. Rendered in a watch-your-cock-pound clear sleeve, this best-selling pocket pussy of the Blush Novelties brand is a comfy pretty-much-fit-all six inches long, 2.5 around. Adhering to what’s best about modern-day sex toys, this pocket pussy contains no synthetic fragrance and is both phthalates and latex free. The cylinder is also a breeze to clean with a good toy cleaner or joist soap and water. Yes, you do need a good amount of lube to get going here, and it might take some time to get the rhythm right. But once you are up, in, and pumping, this little handy fun toy squeezes and holds just right. It’s certainly a competent sleeve for the money.

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The OMG Plaisir can be found on PinkCherry for $70 normally, but is currently on sale for $42 (July 2025). Though it isn't necessarily OMG type pleasure, it is still enjoyable for what it is. Right out the box, I'm ecstatic it comes with a storage/travel pouch. I just opened and reviewed how many toys in this batch and it's essentially the only one to do so lol which is disappointing. I'm disappointed in the lack of a buzzy indicator when the toy is turned on, as I'd prefer that over the hard-to-see/super-easy-to-miss indicator light. I want to be able to insert my toys discreetly in the restroom sometimes and then potentially turn it on once I get comfortable, as it might take me a moment to do so, and why waste the battery while I'm dickstracted by other things going on beforehand?! The charge time being less than the use time may be a downside for other users, not so much me as I'm seemingly easy to please lol. The battery operated remote allows for users to easily switch back and forth between the 10 settings, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns, while the toy itself is a single button operation. The dildo portion is girthy, ribbed and a decent size, while the nubs are interesting but not the best feature I've come across. Overall, I'd use this toy much like I'd use the Evolved Paradise one, for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first. Due to the features of this one I'd potentially pick it over the Paradise one for a more "realistic" movie/show watching experience lol.

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For 19 dollars, I thought this toy packed quite the punch! The Doc Johnson Velvet Touch Vibe probably has one of the most unique designs I've seen- instead of a remote or button, you simply twist the dial to your desired speed. This does make the toy require 2 hands to use, but I personally didn't have any issue with this. It's powered by 2 AA batteries (sold separately). At first, I was a little bit confused as to how it works; it doesn't seem to come with any kind of manual or instructions. But, once I got the batteries in correctly, I turned the dial and was surprised by how intense the "low" speed seemed! The volume of the toy was pretty consistent between all of the vibration speeds. It's not exactly as quiet as the Amazon listing says it is, but it's pretty quiet if you use it under a blanket. I'm usually someone that highly prefers manual stimulation over toys, but this vibe might have proved me wrong. It's made for both external and internal stimulation, which I thought was a nice detail! Many vibrators explicitly state that they aren't designed for insertion, so this was a pleasant surprise. It's bigger than the bullet vibrators I usually prefer, but it's actually pretty good for precise stimulation. The only downside to that is that since this toy is quite large, it's probably not very travel-friendly.

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This toy has truly become one of the most versatile additions to my collection. While I still have a fondness for simpler toys that focus on external pleasure, I've been pleasantly converted. I've come to believe that every collection should include at least one toy that offers a multitude of pleasure experiences all at once.

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Ava's Evo is an elegant version of a massage with a happy ending, as it's guaranteed to relieve stress and tension in more ways than one! Honestly, I would use this more as a personal everyday massager more often than I'd use it as a "personal" massager. That being said this is a pretty awesome product all around. The 20 patterns and 8 intensity levels makes it quite versatile, the clitoral stimulation is top notch, the fact that the head is also penetration friendly is nice, the long handle makes hard to reach places easier to access and it gives excellent massages in general.

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The VeDO Rev delivers where it counts by offering a powerful blend of performance and pleasure in a compact and partner-friendly design. It’s the kind of toy that quietly upgrades your sex life without overcomplicating the experience.

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I'm not sure if I'm slow to the game and it was their actual intention with the name, but I could see a reason why this toy would be called "White Nights"... it could even be called "White Sheets" lol as if they weren't white at the start, they will be at the end. Doc Johnson's White Nights is a bullet with a power that's easy for beginners to handle but a maximum intensity that may still satisfy more experienced users. It's a battery operated bullet that runs on two AA batteries (NOT included). Like the Gaia Eco it's a dial operated toy with increasing intensities, simply turn the clear dial at the base of the toy all the way left to turn the toy off, or rotate anywhere from 0º to 115º to the right to adjust the intensity. No pouch is included in the packaging, but thanks to the material it can stay relatively clean where ever it's stored. No actual IPX rating is provided, the site claims waterproof while the box claims water resistant, so please use with caution if desiring a shower or bath with this item. The overall length is 7", the insertable length is 6", and the width is 1" making it a good size for beginners and a decent one for experienced users. Compared to the Gaia Eco I like this one more because of the material feel, the intensity and the easy to identify dial. In regards to the SugarBoo, I prefer the size and single adjustable intensity of the White Nights, but the overall intensity and button operation of the SugarBoo. This is a bullet I would consider going back to on its own and potentially with another toy or two swapping this for penetration or clitoral use only depending on the other toy.

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Bro, this thing is straight-up soft, squishy, and sexy! It’s an absolute blast to mess around with. If you’re on the hunt for something smaller, more compact, and easy to handle, look no further, man. This toy’s got you covered!

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It’s got a solid, unique idea, and it’s pretty affordable too, but the material and texture kinda bring it down a notch for me. The texture feels awesome at first, but it doesn’t dry easy, which is kinda annoying. The material is dope at first, but after like 15-20 uses, it starts to lose its edge. The spring feature? Actually works pretty well, adding a little spin on the downstroke—hell yeah! But honestly, it works best when you go slow.

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